• @GrabtharsHammer
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    1729 days ago

    Why put chips and e-waste in there when a crank and escapement type doodad works just fine at a tenth the price?

    • @Noodle07
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      1129 days ago

      Can’t charge monthly for that duh!

    • @[email protected]
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      125 days ago

      well you see, you get 15 different rocking cycles, and it can record your own distinct rocking patterns to exactly mimic a hand-rocked cradle… plus you can control it with an app and have it rock in beat with spotify….

      i just made all that up but maybe some of it?

  • @Fleur__
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    1429 days ago

    Just put the baby in the tumble dryer smh

  • @[email protected]
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    429 days ago

    Perhaps stuff like this will have the unintended consequence of getting parents to see the issues of these “convenience” tools toys.