Texas infrastructure investment strikes again. There is not a single weather event my state is prepped for apparently. So cold we freeze, a stiff wind takes out 5.4 million people’s power for 8 days in 95 degree heat, drought defaults the water debt. Everything is bigger in Texas.

I need my apathetic Texans to vote please.

They probably still swear to God that climate change is a libdem hoax to take away their children and make them gay or something like that.