Police across America have published the first guide on Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena – the new name for UFOs -which details encounters between suspected encounters, and how these incidents should be reported.
The report, which is 11 pages long, warns officers of the ‘significant safety risks to law enforcement air support units’ the unidentified flying objects pose, and urge them to be vigilant when travelling in helicopters.
Officers’ stories of UFO confrontations are also included, with one in 2023 where a law employee saw a ‘trangle craft with green lights gliding through the sky’ before a local resident said something ‘ran’ nearby, the Mail Online reports.
The document has been created by police executive as ‘it’s in the interest of law enforcement to be aware of trends and reporting on UAP due to the unknown threat they may pose.’
Back in the 80’s we used to see these pyramidal triangle aircraft flying over a lake at summer camp. They only flew at night, and they didn’t resemble anything that we knew about. Turned out they were the F-117A stealth fighters that didn’t get announced to the public for a few more years.
I want to believe. Desperately.
We humans have fucked everything up. Or rather we’ve allowed everything to be fucked up by a small number of especially inhuman individuals.
If you’re there. Just invade already. I promise like half the humans will immediately defect to your side. Just on the chance that you’ll be better at running things than our oligarchic overlords are. Some want to leave this world. Some want to do strange things to you. Some just want to know more about the universe.
Short of just eating us. You can’t be worse than our current leaders.
I’d even allow butt-stuff if it meant we get relieved of this current hellscape of a timeline.
Definitely. That can be our initial contribution. KY.
