• Flying Squid
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      It’s a baby step away from “I’m going to rape you.”

  • Flying Squid
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    192 months ago

    God I hate it when he tries to be funny. It’s worse than when he’s just being a racist or whatever.

  • ThePowerOfGeek
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    152 months ago

    And that distant sound everyone on the planet can hear right now? That’s the sound of Taylor Swift wretching at the thought of having a middle-aged, socially awkward, goofy-looking weirdo express his public interest in impregnating her.

    • @nepenthes
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      I thought he meant he’d give her one of his many children he neglects… Oops.

      In my defense, it’s really old timey to use “give a child” as a euphemism for pregnancy 😂

      • Jesus
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        It’s generally considered between 40 and 60.

        You can argue that 60 isn’t really the statistical middle for most humans. It’s closer to the 3/4 mark. That said, when people say middle age, they usually mean the aforementioned years.

        • @[email protected]
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          I was thinking of middle aged as just 40s. But brittanica agrees with you, so guess I’ve been using the term wrong.

  • @Sanctus
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    72 months ago

    She should respond with just “Ew”

  • @Aermis
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    52 months ago

    I’m not on social media, did… He really say that?

  • d00phy
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    22 months ago

    Looking for the “Not cool bruh” tweet from Kelce.

  • DominusOfMegadeus
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    I really really want to see TayTay destroy him on this one. I don’t know how to do it, but low key threatening to rape someone is repellant. Dude needs a good beating out back of the Sonic by the dumpster.

  • @LEDZeppelin
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    When you have 15-20 children that you can’t remember the names of, you won’t even notice if a couple of those children are given to Taylor or anyone else.

    Stay classy Leon

  • @mhague
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    Wow, perfectly fits here