“Are you better than me?”

“Well I’ve never met you, but yes”

I’m talking sooooooft ball

Fun fact: Terry Cashman actually played Minor League Baseball before becoming a singer who had a minor hit with Talkin’ Baseball (of which Talkin’ Softball is a spoof of and Cashman songs it as well).

I gave you a plate of corn muffins back in 1947 to shave those sideburns!