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Counter take: I have a large bonking stick, and there are oh so many brats in need of a bonkin
Mom’s hands are literally tied, she can’t fix them kids
I basically learned that my ex wife’s “love” was really a god-like charm caused by daddy issues and boobs and once it was lifted she was ready to kill me through using a 18 foot tall demigod with swords bigger than it’s arms.
So relatable
18 inches of Messmer
The extent of my knowledge of Elden Ring lore (even after beating it multiple times) is that I am maidenless.