• @[email protected]
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    182 months ago

    Counter take: I have a large bonking stick, and there are oh so many brats in need of a bonkin

  • peopleproblems
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    82 months ago

    I basically learned that my ex wife’s “love” was really a god-like charm caused by daddy issues and boobs and once it was lifted she was ready to kill me through using a 18 foot tall demigod with swords bigger than it’s arms.

  • teft
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    62 months ago

    The extent of my knowledge of Elden Ring lore (even after beating it multiple times) is that I am maidenless.