• Ignotum
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    692 months ago

    I can totally understand why

  • Mister Neon
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    292 months ago

    A lesser satan is only CR4. Demi-Satans are ironically more powerful than a normal satan being CR 15.

    • @PapaStevesy
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      This is another classic case of ignorant adventurers conflating demons and Satans…

  • Optional
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    192 months ago

    Wait so America’s not real either?

    • @PugJesusOP
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      152 months ago

      Apparently the only two positions possible are that we’re the cause of everything good in the world, or the cause of everything evil in the world. Number 1 either way, it would seem.

      • @Chocrates
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        102 months ago

        It’s probably that of all the western imperialist nations, the USA was doing the best the most recently. Being angry at the UK won’t get Chevron out of Iraq.

        Granted I don’t know who that is or what language the text is (farsi? Arabic?) and I am an idiot.

  • @[email protected]
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    2 months ago

    Satan wouldn’t fight the US. He could probably learn a thing or two to improve hell

  • @yesman
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    92 months ago

    Well, there are all manner of lesser imps and demons, Pete, but the great Satan hisself is red and scaly with a bifurcated tail, and he carries a hay fork.

    • @PugJesusOP
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      62 months ago

      Damn! We’re in a tight spot!

  • @DarkCloud
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    72 months ago

    Guy taking bong hit watching other two people fight