• Ignotum
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    683 days ago

    I can totally understand why

  • Mister Neon
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    293 days ago

    A lesser satan is only CR4. Demi-Satans are ironically more powerful than a normal satan being CR 15.

    • @PapaStevesy
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      This is another classic case of ignorant adventurers conflating demons and Satans…

  • Optional
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    193 days ago

    Wait so America’s not real either?

    • @PugJesusOP
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      153 days ago

      Apparently the only two positions possible are that we’re the cause of everything good in the world, or the cause of everything evil in the world. Number 1 either way, it would seem.

      • @Chocrates
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        103 days ago

        It’s probably that of all the western imperialist nations, the USA was doing the best the most recently. Being angry at the UK won’t get Chevron out of Iraq.

        Granted I don’t know who that is or what language the text is (farsi? Arabic?) and I am an idiot.

  • @yesman
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    93 days ago

    Well, there are all manner of lesser imps and demons, Pete, but the great Satan hisself is red and scaly with a bifurcated tail, and he carries a hay fork.

    • @PugJesusOP
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      63 days ago

      Damn! We’re in a tight spot!

  • @[email protected]
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    3 days ago

    Satan wouldn’t fight the US. He could probably learn a thing or two to improve hell

  • @DarkCloud
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    73 days ago

    Guy taking bong hit watching other two people fight