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    Reading this comic in 1980-something was the first time I ever heard of people peeling carrots

    My family would wash them, cut them (or not) and bake, fry or steam them

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    And the Angel of the Lord came unto me 
    Snatching me up from my place of slumber 
    And took me on high and higher still 
    Until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself 
    And he brought me into a vast farmland of our own Midwest 
    And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil 
    One thousand, nay, a million voices full of fear 
    And terror possessed me then 
    And I begged, “Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?” 
    And the angel said unto me 
    “These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! 
    You see, Reverend Maynard 
    Tomorrow is harvest day and to them, it is the Holocaust”

    Disgustipated