• SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    5418 days ago

    That’s because they weren’t expecting her to swing both ways.

  • LucasWaffyWaf
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    18 days ago

    This gal really did hear “be gay, do crime” and took it to heart. She’d also burned down a convent to help get her lover out of it, if memory serves me right. What a queen.

    • @aeronmelon
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      2018 days ago

      But by all means, Hollywood, make another superhero movie first.

      • Zarcher
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        617 days ago

        I think this story is best capture by an obscure independant movie studie who are willing to do the original story justice. My feeling hollywood will try to make it “appeal to a wider audience” and somehow mess it up.

  • Stern
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    1218 days ago

    The first one, sure okay. Number two? Bruh you know you what she can do, but I can still put it on, “That last guy wasn’t me though. I’m built different.” Number 3? Mans got no excuse.

    • @PugJesusOPM
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      1018 days ago

      “M-maybe the other two tired her out”