After two attempted assassinations and an ongoing threat from Iran, Donald Trump’s campaign has ramped up requests for security including transport by military aircraft and additional security measures on the ground at the former president’s campaign stops, three sources familiar with the discussions told CNN.

  • @P00ptart
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    32 months ago

    You’ll get your pink tricycle with a basket and handlebar tassels, and you’ll be thankful!

      • @P00ptart
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        32 months ago

        It has a fun little bell, but no anti-missile capabilities. Hes just gonna need to learn to live with the (very remote) possibility.

  • Weirdmusic
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    22 months ago

    How about a Rubbish truck, a street sweeper and a team of Hazmat cleaners instead?