He keeps adding comments about the low quality of the copper in his microchip interconnects, though, and I don’t know how to tell him that it’s not relevant to the code

inb4 comment complaining about Ea-Nasir’s inferior quality code

Amateur stuff. Do it in hieroglyphics. That’s intermediary at least.

Advanced: Rongorongo.

Epic.

Watch out for women, that will distract you for 5 or 6 days at least.