Shocking. Republican says, “Won’t someone think of the shareholders!”

Can’t have all this free liberal coffee and bytes.

TIL my router can make coffee out of thin air. What a tool.

Of course politicians don’t know anything about tech.

Absolute Muppet

Well of course, that makes perfect sense to me! What would we do if the ISPs ran out of bits? Can’t just use them anywhere you know, those suckers aren’t cheap!