• @Tylerdurdon
    9•2 days ago

    If I was a raccoon, I’d find the most erotic tree possible and make it my home.

    • CrimeDadOPEnglish
      1•2 days ago

      Wait what the hell are you implying about my maple tree‽

      • @hate2bme
        2•2 days ago

        I too am curious on the erotic aspect.

        • CrimeDadOPEnglish
          1•2 days ago

          I assure you that I am not “curious” like that about my tree.

          • @hate2bme
            2•2 days ago

            I Am curious on why Tylerdurdon is.

        • CrimeDadOPEnglish
          1•1 day ago

          Apparently, I woke something up on Lemmy this morning.

  • @Pothetato
    1•1 day ago

    They’d be cute if they didn’t weasel their way into storage sheds and shit and piss all over everything.

    • CrimeDadOPEnglish
      1•1 day ago

      Gross. I’m glad I haven’t had that problem yet.

    • CrimeDadOPEnglish
      1•1 day ago

      It was certainly that raccoon’s tree for a little while.