• teft
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    58 hours ago

    Rock mains in -2999 BC: git gud scrubs

      • teft
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        35 hours ago

        No, 2999 BC is after the invention of scissors. The scissors were invented and the rock mains started bragging when they realized they always win. 3001 BC would be before the invention of scissors so they would have no one to brag to since they always draw.

        • @galanthus
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          15 hours ago

          Yeah, I should probably go to sleep.

  • @[email protected]
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    2112 hours ago

    That blew my mind that scissors would be invented before paper, then I remembered clothing exists.

    • Mayor Poopington
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      1512 hours ago

      Scissors really revolutionized clothing when everyone realized they didn’t have to wear the whole sheep