If you enjoyed this post, you’ll love this:
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It was love at first sight—he was tall and broad-shouldered, with a dimpled smile, twinkling green eyes, and in keeping with his combination of statistically unlikely but deeply alluring features, type AB blood, and that condition where cilantro tastes like soap.

As a Brit, the word fanny packs will always be hilarious.

Why isn’t this marked NSFW? It’s highly arousing.

Get this man a Pulitzer

me : 1

this challenging fap : 0

fanny packs are SO back. It’s only a matter of time before socks and sandals are too…

Haha. Oh hey, that’s Zach from SMBC. No wonder it’s weird 😆

I’ll be in my bunk.