• @[email protected]
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    1 minute ago

    If you enjoyed this post, you’ll love this:
    https://www.bulwer-lytton.com/

    It was love at first sight—he was tall and broad-shouldered, with a dimpled smile, twinkling green eyes, and in keeping with his combination of statistically unlikely but deeply alluring features, type AB blood, and that condition where cilantro tastes like soap.

  • @Frozengyro
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    72 hours ago

    Why isn’t this marked NSFW? It’s highly arousing.

  • @mEEGal
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    1 hour ago

    me : 1

    this challenging fap : 0

  • @[email protected]
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    22 hours ago

    fanny packs are SO back. It’s only a matter of time before socks and sandals are too…