• @motor_spirit
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    151 month ago

    From the makers of Monopoly comes The American dream: Escape From Fascism™ a fun family game!

    • @Dasus
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      151 month ago

      For a modest fee of 300 000, I’ll marry you as a Finnish person so you’ll get citizenship here. The great part is there’s no love required so they couldn’t check if it’s fake if they wanted to.

      Also I don’t even know if marriage fraud is even a crime here, no-one’s probably ever done it.

        • @Dasus
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          1 month ago

          Oh it’s a bonus, but not a requirement.

          I’m gonna have to insist on the money though.

          We can haggle over the price.

          I’m genuinely serious.

            • @Dasus
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              41 month ago

              don’t lowball it bro, there’s gonna be lots of murican millionaires looking to escape and the countries to which you can buy citizenship, which aren’t necessarily on par with finland, cost like 250k

        • @moistclump
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          41 month ago

          Canadian. I’ll do it for 50 000 and I’ll give love a chance for an additional 10 000.

    • @Tyfud
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      51 month ago

      What the fuck are you on about