• @[email protected]
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      171 month ago

      Thumper: “If you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothing at all.”

      fires rocket launcher at the hunter’s lodge

      • Rhaedas
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        101 month ago

        “Why do they call you Thumper? Oh…”

        “Why do they call you Flower?”

        “Flower Power.” sets off nuke

        • Darth_Mew
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          aww they fuse up so fast

    • @TexasDrunk
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      61 month ago

      Bambi: The Reckoning comes out next year. It’s in the same universe as Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, apparently known as the Poohniverse.

  • GladiusB
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    101 month ago

    They need to chill with the live action

    • @[email protected]
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      Is this going to be live action, or another “live action” cgi abomination?

      Disney does this to take advantage of the copyright laws they wrote fyi

  • @SteveNashFan
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    91 month ago

    This time, his mother will be killed by an Abrams lens flair

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    The mums death scene will have a nice calm music piece that slowly ramps up into a single ringing tone, getting more intense cutting between Bambi and his mum and close up shots of a gun and bits of the hunter, then just as the the music hits an intense the gun fires and its dead silence until the bullet pierces Bambi’s mums skull then its utter chaotic screams and sharp loud music, the title card is then made out of Bambi’s mums pooling blood.

  • MeatPilot
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    61 month ago

    I think this movie was already made.

  • @Balthazar
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    41 month ago

    It was really sad when they stopped drawing the deer.

    • @pyre
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      41 month ago

      shut up Chandler, you’re an empty husk

  • @Mango
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    21 month ago

    Bambi is a dude?

      • @Mango
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        21 month ago

        I haven’t seen it in a billion years.

        • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppetM
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          61 month ago

          Ah okay. At the end of the movie they show Bambi as a beautiful fully grown stag, like he’s the king of the forest.