True love is turning yourself into pizza for your hungry SO
I turned myself into a pizza, Morty! I’m Pizza Rick!
Im confused as to why a teleported would fuse a man and a piece of pizza
It’s The Fly rules of teleportation
You have to replace the last parentheses with %29 to fix the link. Like so: The Fly
Ah. I gotcha. Didn’t think to operate in that mindset.
AKA that Simpsons Halloween episode
I’m more confused as to why the pizza wasn’t just passed to her from the fridge.
She is sitting closer than either teleporter module. Guess he just wanted to show off…
… And now I’m wondering why the clothes didn’t fuse? Maybe his pants aren’t organic material?
I’ll be honest, I don’t fucking get it.
In the movie The Fly, a guy gets in the teleporter and a fly gets in too, and he turns into a fly monster.
This guy turned into a pizza monster.
I think?
It’s an excellent, albeit sad movie too. Breakingcups should definitely watch it. The second one is even more sad.
I’ll be honest, I don’t fucking get it.
The Fly (1986) starring Jeff Goldblum and Geena Davis. It’s a cult classic!
Pizza the Hut, origin story
Pizza The Hut origin story
The dude has a banana in his fridge.
“My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said ‘No, but I want a regular banana later, so… yeah.’” - Mitch Hedberg
Poor Seth, don’t eat him all the way 😭 (save some for me)