Explanation: Is it POSSIBLE that Alexander the Great wasn’t a total bicon and that we’re reading too much into relationships that we are separated by by a vast gulf of time and cultural context? Sure.

Is it POSSIBLE that Alexander the Great and his bestest boy pal who ran a naked race together after identifying themselves with Achilles and Patrocles, two figures who, at that time, had an established reputation in Greek literary circles as the gay power couple of Greek mythology, were a little more than homies? Oh, you better believe it’s possible.