• @Gradually_Adjusting
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    92 months ago

    There’s a universe where Mitch is still alive.

    I hope they all shit their pants today.

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    52 months ago

    Because I took acid, I now know that butter is way better than margarine . . . I saw through the bullshit!

  • @ChronosTriggerWarning
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    12 months ago

    “You are never blocking a fire escape if you are flammable and have legs.”