• @dohpaz42
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    1114 hours ago

    God didn’t want us to eat from the tree of knowledge, while Satan wanted us to know everything.

    God also kicked us out of the house because we were scared (and he knew it) and lied to him (he knew that too), and turned his back on us because we didn’t beg him for forgiveness (something God expected us to know to do).

    Remind me again how God is the good guy and Satan is bad?

    Hail Satan!

  • @FrowingFostek
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    316 hours ago

    This reminds me of that they might be giants song