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- microblogmemes
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/19391215
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It probably also helps to be a total dream boat dressed to the nines
“down catastrophic” is now my new favorite phrase
and if you swing the other way I’m sure it’d work on some dudes too
some straight dudes even. “whoa, you killed that ceo? i don’t swing that way but… you deserve a blowjob. you’ve earned it”
Step 1, be attractive.
Step 2, don’t be unattractive.
Step 3 can be literally anything else including a brutal assassination.
Step 1: be a douchecanoe
Step 2: don’t not be obnoxious
Step 3 can be deliberately missing the point in any way, including commenting on Lemmy.
Are you saying I missed a point?
Oui.
Speaking for the uglies: you are correct. That is how it works.
