• subignition
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    and if you swing the other way I’m sure it’d work on some dudes too

    • The Quuuuuill
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      221 month ago

      some straight dudes even. “whoa, you killed that ceo? i don’t swing that way but… you deserve a blowjob. you’ve earned it”

  • themeatbridge
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    1 month ago

    Step 1, be attractive.

    Step 2, don’t be unattractive.

    Step 3 can be literally anything else including a brutal assassination.