• Nougat
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    195 days ago

    Red: “I wish Blue didn’t have terminal cancer anymore.”

    Blue: dies

  • @Alexstarfire
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    43 days ago

    Looks like the genie is wearing a tiny skirt.

  • NickwithaC
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    125 days ago

    “Use your own three wishes on your terminal cancer. I’m hungry okay?!”

    • CreatingMachines
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      45 days ago

      I so really want to reply to this, but I am unfortunately not in the right headspace to get into the right headspace to come up with a good reply to this. So I will leave this comment here in hopes that someone actually does.

  • @Godnroc
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    55 days ago

    The first cheeseburger was their second wish.

  • @Atlusb
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    35 days ago

    Twist idea one: the hamburger is a tasty cure for cancer Twist idea two: he hands him the lamp saying ‘your turn’