• @Daerun
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    19 hours ago

    I’m going to cunduct a deeper investigation, because I am not sure if that’s a G.I.Joe MCC missile.

    EDIT: it’s a VAMP v2 missile.

  • @stupidcasey
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    122 hours ago

    My shotgun alligators and atomic lizards will make short work of your missile toad.

    • @Cort
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      120 hours ago

      Look, let’s just settle on ambiguously amphibian high yield ordinance

    • @[email protected]
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      42 days ago

      From “missile” (me-sigh-lll) to “messuhl” to “m-ssl”. Then Americans will make fun of the Brits for dropping vowels from town names.

      English has clearly evolved beyond the need for its vowels, and certainly beyond the intended goals of the Latin alphabet. How about we settle on a variant of Hangul, and as a bonus we can probably simplify it by replacing all vowels with a generic placeholder because English clearly doesn’t respect them anyway what with consistently dropping them or replacing them with schwa; when they’re actually there it’s almost systematically accent-dependent which vowel actually gets used.

      So you could write missile “me sel” and then everybody would be free to drop as many or as little vowels as they want when reading it.

  • erin
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    93 days ago

    the question is: if you strap a missile to a toad, does the toad know where it is?

    • SSTF
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      23 hours ago

      The toad knows where it isn’t.

      • erin
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        218 hours ago

        so you mean that by subtracting where it is from where it isn’t or from where it isn’t from where it is (whichever is greater), the toad can obtain a difference or deviation?

    • @toynbee
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      32 days ago

      Should have gone with the lizards.

  • SSTF
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    73 days ago

    The SMAW-D and I are having an affair. We thought this would be the least traumatizing time to tell you, buddy. Here, have a Turkish delight.

  • Theo
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    63 days ago

    “The few, the proud, the aquamarines”

  • @Vladkar
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    63 days ago

    Military aircraft? Please. That’s obviously an Unmanned Amphibian Projectile.

  • @finitebanjo
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    3 days ago

    This Christmas
    I’m making up my hitlist
    Gonna check it twice
    But I don’t care if you’ve been naughty or nice
    'Cuz Christmas is cancelled
    Christmas is cancelled

    This Christmas
    I’m coming for St. Nicholas
    So say goodnight
    I don’t care if you’ve been naughty or nice
    'Cuz Christmas is cancelled
    Christmas is cancelled

  • @[email protected]
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    23 days ago

    Need a gif of the toy story scene where the shepherd lady kisses Woody after she remarks that they are under a mistletoe but then it cuts to the missile toad