Turns out free speech costs 40% more now

“Grab as much cash as you can before the dumpster fire consumes us all.”

Did we finally realize that our platform is toxic and won’t regain advertisers that we told to “fuck off”? I think we did!

Shot! How much is 40% of 0? I don’t know if I can afford it! /s

Lol. The throes of death.

Gonna cost boring dickheads and pornbots even more to be skipped over by everyone in a comment section of a tweet. Good, let them be parted with their money.

Just another grift of his idiot fans. I’m torn because I want them to waste their money but I would rather he didn’t have more.

Space Karen wants more money to reach 1 Trillion dollars sooner than expected

oh no, anyway.