• @Goodmorningsunshine
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    95 days ago

    Tornadoes in December? Sounds like Texas and Mississippi are getting ravaged by something they won’t be allowed to cover in their textbooks.

    • @Jimmyeatsausage
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      25 days ago

      Surely you don’t mean their god visiting wrath upon them for being sinners? That’s DEFINITELY gonna be in the textbooks

    • @[email protected]
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      56 days ago

      Jesus. King of the Jews.

      Jews control the space lasers and weather manipulation weapons, after all.

    • @FollyDolly
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      15 days ago

      They have angered god, there’s no other possible explanation.