• ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed
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    803 days ago

    So… they claim to be non-citizens…

    Do they know what happens to non-citizens (that also don’t have a valid green card / visa)?

    🤔

    (anyone wanna tell them?)

  • @CatZoomies
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    383 days ago

    “Don’t tread on me. Come and take it.”

    Towing companies entered the chat: “Okay, we’ll take your shit… ‘without prejudice’.”

    • Flying Squid
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      63 days ago

      Sounds like the towing company will be the ones saying: “I got mine.”

  • @Treczoks
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    443 days ago

    Oh yes, The police will be sooooo impressed.

  • @Noite_Etion
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    3 days ago

    No Drivers Licence-No Insurance-No registration-No Inspection.

    Why is everything capitalised besides “registration”?

    Why does the American Flag have stripes going the wrong way?

    Why does it say no registration whilst having a registration number!?

    How did they spell “exempt” wrong?

    How dumb are these people…

    • @betterdeadthanreddit
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      323 days ago

      It’s all part of the magic spell that makes laws disappear.

      Why does the American Flag have stripes going the wrong way?

      Good catch, should be at a 45° angle with gold fringes.

    • @AtariDump
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      13 days ago

      The flag is supposed to be hanging vertically and not horizontally; when hung vertically the stars should be behind the speaker’s right shoulder (or the audience’s left side)

  • @LovableSidekick
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    73 days ago

    Building your own roads to drive on must be a pain in the ass tho.

  • @[email protected]
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    313 days ago

    Why bother having letters and numbers on a “registration plate“ when it doesn’t mean anything anyway?

    • @Taalen
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      73 days ago

      Maybe it’s less likely to draw attention than no plates at all? If you’re not paying attention, your brain just goes “letters and numbers, yup, that’s a license plate”.

      • @shalafi
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        63 days ago

        Shouldn’t it be “USC”, Untied States Code?

        • @meco03211
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          UCC is Uniform Commercial Code. Oddly enough there are laws within those codes that do sorta say things like “private vehicles are exempt”. The part sovcits miss is those are definitions prefaced by something like “for the purposes of this section the following words are defined as…” This means outside of that section your private vehicle is not exempt from most laws. Really only the ones governing commercial activities. That’s why they try to tell cops things like “I’m not for hire” or “I’m using this in my private capacity, not commercial”.

  • federal reverse
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    203 days ago

    DOT EXEPT

    … wait, is that a typo and it’s missing either an M or a C (EXEMPT or EXCEPT)? That would be a little embarrassing.

      • @BreadstickNinja
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        23 days ago

        The M stands for “manumission” and has already been freed from bondage, like the driver.

  • @NegativeLookBehind
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    163 days ago

    Really pushing the limits of how much “stupid” you can fit onto a “license plate”

  • @[email protected]
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    113 days ago

    There’s so much stupid printed on there it looks like Dr Bronners soap.

    Except the soap at least works.