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This is why you should always take a few essentials in your pack- like a survival blanket. And water. Some snacks. Fire tools. Cocaine.
Maybe he was also looking for Sasquatch in SW Washington. Who knows
he has map and backpack how did he ended up with hypothermia
The map is for a theme park in another country roughly based on where he is. The backpack is full of all the cool rocks he found.
He cannot feel the cold any more. He feels warm. He feels like now would be an ideal time for a nap.
Very Perry Bible Fellowship-esque.
Lost is the new loss
that's quite pessimistic of jake
/j
That butterbar’s NCOs have failed him.
I laughed, but could be written better. “except this guy” doesn’t really make much sense following “not all who wander are lost”. Not all ≠ no one.