• @Death_Equity
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      172 days ago

      As per the gay bylaws, balls did not touch and he said he wasn’t gay, he is as straight as my uncle that I caught practicing traditional Greco-Roman wrestling.

  • @Gradually_Adjusting
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    312 days ago

    It is funny but I do wish people who weren’t looking to hook up would not use hookup apps.

    • @UnderpantsWeevil
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      242 days ago

      I think part of the joke is that he is looking to hook up.

      • @Gradually_Adjusting
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        122 days ago

        No, yeah that makes sense. I always struggle with people like this

        • @UnderpantsWeevil
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          102 days ago

          Coming out of the closet is hard, especially if you’re carrying a ton of psychological baggage.

          • @[email protected]
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            192 days ago

            Back when I used Grinder, I had several guys ask me if I had a problem having sex with them since they’re straight. I’m not trans, I don’t crossdress or present as female in any way shape or form. In fact, I’m covered almost head to toe in body hair. Some people need to stop scheduling hookups and start scheduling therapy.

    • chingadera
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      52 days ago

      But on my profile on the hookup app, I’ve put “don’t even ask me for a hookup” you idjiot