Lol he looks smug in the moment but when that happens to me his face is getting a kick from the other foot.
So you hurt your other foot? Fantastic idea! That’ll show an inanimate object.
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Shhh, be careful, they might be special
You realize that can STILL happen in the comic… yeah?
What makes you think I was talking real life? Given context, I’m obviously following the same thing, or are you assuming that they are and I’m not? Why would you do that?
Honestly 2/10 backpedaling. Apply yourself next time.
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Unfortunately not only reality but the votes (as much as I dislike appeal to the ratio) disagree with you. Have a nice day.
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I broke my pinky toe because of bed sheets hanging off the bed in a specific way while I walked by.
To this day it is the only broken bone I’ve ever had.
I don’t know whether to be proud or embarrassed.
Ohh it’s my time to two up someone on the Internet. I broke mine playing hide and seek as a child, managed to trip over and squash it under my foot. Then again getting it caught on the edge of a gym floor mat. Then again stepping over my hockey bag. Still the only bone I’ve ever broken.
I joke that if it happens one more time I’ll just have the damn thing lopped off.
We need a never broke a bone community on Lemmy so we can ban you from it
Not scientifically accurate.
The pinky toe should be twice as big. I’m not sure if it happens just before or just after, but it happens.
Just remove your pinky toe already. It’s the most feminine toe and you’re an alpha male! In fact the toe next to it looks girly as well. Shed off your woke-mind toes like d-list celebrity Joe Rogan now!
yo why is the guy packin?
That explains a lot of things.
https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resistentialism
theory to describe seemingly spiteful behavior manifested by inanimate objects
