I broke my pinky toe because of bed sheets hanging off the bed in a specific way while I walked by.
To this day it is the only broken bone I’ve ever had.
I don’t know whether to be proud or embarrassed.
Ohh it’s my time to two up someone on the Internet. I broke mine playing hide and seek as a child, managed to trip over and squash it under my foot. Then again getting it caught on the edge of a gym floor mat. Then again stepping over my hockey bag. Still the only bone I’ve ever broken.
I joke that if it happens one more time I’ll just have the damn thing lopped off.
Lol he looks smug in the moment but when that happens to me his face is getting a kick from the other foot.
So you hurt your other foot? Fantastic idea! That’ll show an inanimate object.
Inanimate objects don’t have genders or facial expressions either; so by using a magical thing called context clues they’re probably just continuing the OP’s joke. By all means keep huffing your own farts if it makes you feel better though.
Shhh, be careful, they might be special
You realize that can STILL happen in the comic… yeah?
What makes you think I was talking real life? Given context, I’m obviously following the same thing, or are you assuming that they are and I’m not? Why would you do that?
Honestly 2/10 backpedaling. Apply yourself next time.
https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resistentialism
theory to describe seemingly spiteful behavior manifested by inanimate objects
Just remove your pinky toe already. It’s the most feminine toe and you’re an alpha male! In fact the toe next to it looks girly as well. Shed off your woke-mind toes like d-list celebrity Joe Rogan now!
