Ah yes, bin juice. Do not slurp the bin juice. Do no—

It’s just rain my friend. Happens on the outside sometimes. I know you don’t go there often, but you don’t have to be afraid of the weird liquid

Got chewed out by my boss once because she saw me spraying bleach all over myself like a 12-year-old applying Axe Body Spray. She understood once I told her that the diaper trash bag leaked something on me, so it was either bleach or I set myself on fire