Gulf of Mexico to be called Gulf of America, and Denali, highest North American peak, reverts to Mount McKinley

  • @[email protected]
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    4112 days ago

    LMAO

    Remember when FDR tried to tell people to change the date for Thanksgiving?

    My man you don’t control the dictionary, it is still the Gulf of Mexico. I honestly can’t decide whether it is a hilarious overreach that means the whole thing is going to fall apart, or a brief glimpse into a nightmarish future of schoolteachers nervously having to tell their class that it’s “The Gulf of America” or else they’ll get in trouble, wondering what the hell is happening and hoping for someone to come and help them out of it someday.

    • BrikoXOP
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      2312 days ago

      This order will make it mandatory to use in all official US documents. Will be funny and a headache for everyone involved though.

      There are a few similar cases:

      • Iran calls Persian Gulf, Saudi Arabia calls Arabian Gulf.
      • Japan calls Sea of Japan, South Korea calls East Sea.
      • There are also numerous name disputes involving China.
      • @[email protected]
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        1612 days ago

        Yeah but the American culture is supposed to be different from those. One of the genuine strengths of American culture is that if the boss tells you to echo some bullshit they came up with, most Americans will either just laugh it off, or if they have to put up with it, they hate it and stop as soon as they’re able.

        I realize Trump is trying to turn the US into an Iran- or Saudi-style top-down system where the leader tells you what you’re allowed to call things. Like I say, he will certainly succeed to some extent, I just can’t decide how much or how scared to be about that particular aspect of it.

      • d00phy
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        512 days ago

        Was going to say, it will ABSOLUTELY be required in Florida. I will be shocked is DeSantis isn’t signing that bill soon!

      • NoneOfUrBusiness
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        312 days ago

        Just gonna note that it’s not just Saudi Arabia; all Arabic speakers call it the Arabian Gulf and in fact I’m just now realizing the Persian Gulf is another name for it.

  • JaggedRobotPubes
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    2112 days ago

    It will not be called by any other name besides Gulf of Mexico.

  • Zier
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    1212 days ago

    Instead of actually helping Americans, he is just renaming shit. What a complete waste of DNA he is.

  • @pdxfed
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    812 days ago

    If you asked 100 Americans who support this change to point to it on a globe, every single one of them would fail.

  • @banshee
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    712 days ago

    Where’s that department of efficiency?

  • @SpiceDealer
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    712 days ago

    The all new 2025 GMC Sierra Denali Mount McKinley. Comes with a MAGA flag and lifetime McDonald’s subscription.

  • Maeve
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    411 days ago

    Freedom fries all over again. 🙄 Think I’ll make some French fries and French toast while I look at photos of the Gulf of Mexico.

  • @[email protected]
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    412 days ago

    I’ve decided to pay as little attention to the news as possible, since I can’t do much about it anyway. But I believe I heard that the continent is now called Mexican America? Imma go with that.