Unwrap my gift, of course

First I’d give you a full body massage.

suck on toes and rub soles

I’d say something like: “Why does this keep happening? I’m in a relationship; go away.”

“Where were all you women when I was single and lonely for the first 30 years of my life? I finally find someone, and now you’re interested? Fuck off.”

You want what you can’t have, I guess… *sigh*