• wootz
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    7 days ago

    I was fortunate enough to experience death last month. Here’s what it taught me about customers.

    • @hank_the_tank66
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      7 days ago

      “…the funeral was an excellent networking opportunity, and I was able to share my amazing experience working for [ChatGPT rebadge “AI” company] with all of my friends and family. I spent extra time showing Grandma how she can chat with our product NeedAFriendAI since Grandpa isn’t around anymore.”

      • @[email protected]
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        67 days ago

        "And with my outstandingly generous employer I was able to share my employee-discount with her - even though family is not included by default - so she can save 2.99/month. So thankful to be able to work for [ChatGPT rebadge “AI” company]! "

    • no bananaOP
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      137 days ago

      Customers? Consumers.

  • slazer2au
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    217 days ago

    Only the humans know that. So like 12 of the platforms users.

  • @jqubed
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    66 days ago

    My wife was mentioning the other week how awkward it was to see people making “happy work anniversary!” posts to the account of somebody who’d died last year.

  • @remer
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    27 days ago

    They’re all bots so it isn’t actually guaranteed they’ll die. Some might get iterated for eternity.