When I met my now-wife in person (after extensive online flirting), we spent most of a week together. For whatever reason, during that time I was very flatulent and she sneezed in my face. We got those steps out of the way early in our relationship and now similar things and quotes from both of those occasions frequently come up.

I later apologized for my baritone farts and she appears to have forgiven me, at least enough to marry me, so it all worked out.

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