• @[email protected]
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    31 month ago

    We should hire that Japanese laser as a consultant so it can teach its powers to American lasers.

    The goverment will gladly pay for this, as long as the right businesses benefit.

    Of course we’ll deport the Japanese laser once it’s done.

    • chud mcfalseOPM
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      41 month ago

      holy hell thats genius

      heres a patriot award

      • @[email protected]
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        31 month ago

        This is literally the first award I’ve won since 19 years ago. I feel confused, depressed, and very slightly exhilarated. Is that… the feeling of patriotism?

        • chud mcfalseOPM
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          31 month ago

          indeed brother check the pinned post congratulations

  • Not Chad McTruthM
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    1 month ago

    change dot org doesnt work on my device but i will start practicing anarcho primitivism immediately except for my nintendo switch and my phone and my air fryer and my pacemaker and air conditioning and my tv

    • chud mcfalseOPM
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      21 month ago

      dont forget the ec2 instance 24/7

      but no more

  • @Cort
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    21 month ago

    Reports say the laser was fired for lasing about

    • chud mcfalseOPM
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      21 month ago

      well its his fault then i cant believe hed lie to me like this