2/11/2025 - H.R.1161 - To authorize the President to enter into negotiations to acquire Greenland and to rename Greenland as "Red, White, and Blueland"

@jordanlund · 8 hours ago

@breadsmasher · 8 hours ago

are your groceries cheaper now america?

@kvasir476 · 8 hours ago

We live in a Dr. Seuss story.

lurch (he/him) · 8 hours ago

missed chance to name it oil and gas land, because that’s what it’s about

@jordanlund · 7 hours ago

And fresh water. When the fresh water wars start, he’ll look like a genius for wanting Canada and Greenland.

@[email protected] · 2 hours ago

I’m sure he’ll sign some deal with Nestle.

@reddig33 · 8 hours ago

Next up, bill proclaiming Brawndo the official drink of the USA.

@jordanlund · 7 hours ago

In fairness, it does have what plants crave…