“Meow, don’t hang up the phone. I’ve drank a potion that has given me human speech for exactly 20 minutes.”

(Heavy breathing)

“I have spent the last 19 minutes learning how to use a cell phone to try to call you in order to tell you the deep secret of the meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow meow”

Where was he keeping the phone

It’s Baxter!

Don’t answer the phone!

Watermelon Meow Meow!