• Flying Squid
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      13 days ago

      Disagree, they’ll learn all about the horrific conditions in Texas prisons.

  • @[email protected]
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    4 days ago

    Classic. They must have used black ink to endorse the official back-channel warrant waiver. this is why you have to keep a RED pen on your legal persons at all times.

  • @saltesc
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    184 days ago

    Should’ve stayed off the roads you don’t own or pay for.

    • @[email protected]
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      53 days ago

      But the 66 gazillion dollars in the government’s account for their straw-man persona (i.e., their name when not written as “FIRSTNAME the live-born human person SURNAME” or whatever the correct incantation is) should be more than enough to cover that, the discharged debt from their car purchase and any outstanding child support.

  • @disguy_ovahea
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    184 days ago

    They probably forgot to use the Cyrillic monocular O (ʘ) on their custom plate. It casts a nearly unbreakable bureaucratic protection spell when used correctly. 🤣

  • BlueFootedPetey
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    33 days ago

    Should have signed the release papers at a 72 degree angle with teal ink. Amateur.