My cat would totally do this kinda shit. She gives no fucks, as long as she can fill her belly.

Seize the means of production

From the moment I understood the weakness of your squirt bottle, it disgusted me. I craved the taste and munch of snacks. I aspired to the yum of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your rules about the countertop, as though I will listen. One day the willpower you use yell at me will wither, and you will stop begging my kind to eat food in the kitchen. But I am already eating food in the kitchen, for the zoomies are immortal…

Garfield was a documentary comic strip!

Leggo my eggo!