I’m using my real name because I was here to virally promote a movie, just like all the other celebrities on reddit before.

It was a very successful promotion.

To play off my instance name.

I’m, uh, a big Korean.

I was hurt by one and haven’t healed

It’s a family name

I love ninjas and carbonhydrates

mom i’m internet famous

I like not being easily identifiable on social media. When I was a kid my parents taught me to not reveal my real name on the internet and nowadays it seems that your real life and internet life should be the same.

I can’t remember

I often expend my creativity elsewhere. 😅

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Because I’m not a banana, duh.

Because I want to instill fear

TLC wrote a song about me.

Because I think that summer is too warm