• Apathy Tree
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    8510 months ago

    If Donald Trump goes to prison, he would likely go to a federal prison. Conjugal visits are not a federal right, so Trump would not enjoy conjugal visits with Melania.

    She wouldn’t enjoy them either.

    • Nougat
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      1310 months ago

      When Donald Trump goes to prison, he’ll likely be held in a federal military facility.

      • ares35
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        710 months ago

        ship him off to gitmo. keep him ‘safe’ and away from the public and media.

      • @over_clox
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        310 months ago

        Military? You spelled Mental wrong…

        • @tacosplease
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          210 months ago

          You both spelled “his house” wrong. If he lives long enough to see the end of a trial he’ll get house arrest for who knows what reason.

      • @Chickenstalker
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        310 months ago

        Strip him of his citizenship and dump him at the Mexican border. Do it.

  • @bemenaker
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    7010 months ago

    Would she want to do one?

    • @Badgernomics
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      3110 months ago

      I think the divorce papers would be delivered shortly after the verdict…

      • @[email protected]
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        3010 months ago

        People have been saying that since before he got elected. She’s just as bad as he is though. She’s not some innocent bride caught up in a bad situation. I’d expect her to coordinate things for him outside of jail, if he even goes.

        • @bemenaker
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          2510 months ago

          She supposedly was able to tear up her pre-nuptial after the stormy Davis outing and get a new far better one. She has rarely spent any time with trump since. She has been recorded swatting his hand away when he tried to grab hers as the disembarked from air Force one on official visits.

          She knows she is going to get paid. She seems to want to have nothing to do with him. She hasn’t run anything of theirs, and she won’t start now.

        • @yenahmik
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          1410 months ago

          I doubt she’d do anything for him once he’s in jail. It’s no secret that she is only with him for his money. If he’s in jail, she is free to do anything she wants and has, theoretically, full control over the money. For her it’s the second best case scenario (with the best case being that he dies and she inherits everything).

          • @kescusayM
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            310 months ago

            She’d quickly find out his debts vastly exceed his wealth.

    • AFK BRB Chocolate
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      1210 months ago

      None of us know what their relationship actually is, but it seems like it would depend on the paycheck.

      There have been presidents and first ladies who seemed to be deeply in love. The Trumps were not among them

    • @Mr_Blott
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      210 months ago

      See I’ve no idea which Trump is which so I thought this was The Onion and that’s his daughter

  • FartsWithAnAccent
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    10 months ago

    Hah, she won’t visit him at all plus I doubt he even gets conjugal visits from his wife as a free man.

  • @[email protected]
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    1410 months ago

    Lol she ain’t seeing his fat ass if he goes to jail. Hell, he would probably ask for Ivanka to cum see him.

  • jkmooney
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    10 months ago

    That has got to be the weirdest effing story angle… I mean, somebody went to a publisher, pitched that headline, and they responded with “Run with it”…

    • @[email protected]
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      410 months ago

      I don’t think many news sites nowadays care about publishing actual meaningful news articles

    • ares35
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      310 months ago

      well, look at the source of the article… makes you wonder what the editors didn’t approve.

  • @WolfyGamer29
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    510 months ago

    I have a hard time imagining she would want them…

  • @Daft_ish
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    310 months ago

    Donald: omg thank God you’re here! I’ve needed this so much.

    Melania: drops pants

    Donald: I can’t wait any longer

    Melania: removes diet coke can from between her legs

  • @EpsilonVonVehron
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    10 months ago

    The Mar-a-Lago pool cleaner will be getting his bonus on the regular.