We’re gonna need the LockPickingLawyer to check this thing out…

I want to talk to the guy that installed this. How little fucks he must have.

We’re gonna need a shit load of dimes

I mean, yeah, the sidewalk is closed. You gotta walk in the grass for that part.

We had this on a local bike path once while they spent about 8 months staring at the asphalt they had already put down. Needless to say people just went around the gate.

They really tried