• SokathHisEyesOpen
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    51 year ago

    He works all year. He spends the rest of the year managing a huge toy making operation, keeps a list of everyone on the earth updated, and runs a reindeer farm. He’s a very hard working jolly old dude.

    • @Viking_Hippie
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      31 year ago

      He works all year. He spends the rest of the year managing a huge toy making operation

      Make up your mind: does he work or does he look at others working?

      keeps a list of everyone on the earth updated

      So does Google Adsense

      runs a reindeer farm

      Nah, a rich dude like him has other people doing the actual work there too.

      he’s a very hard working jolly old dude

      Nah, he’s a crotchety old billionaire slave driver with an expensive PR team.

  • keeb420
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    21 year ago

    can we keep christmas after thanksgiving. please?

  • @paddirn
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    11 year ago

    I don’t think it’s a coincidence that ‘Santa’ is a lazy anagram for ‘Satan’.