Wow, a year ago I would’ve thought this was stupid. But yeah, that’s pretty much how I sounded when I started getting strokes. Still can’t believe the nonsense coming out of my mouth on incidents of myself I’ve recorded

Bames Nond sounds like the name of a medieval town idiot who gets up to all sorts of shenanigans. I’m here for it.

A classic that will never be not funny.

“Do you expect me to nargle mehhhh hurrr…”

“No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to- oh no! Someone call the paramedics!”