…we are living in the stupidest possible timeline.

Once they both get in the cage can we, like, just not let them out?

Can it be in a submarine, next to the Titanic?

… and the world jiggled slightly as 14 billion eyes rolled in unison.

He later tweeted short videos of walruses, perhaps suggesting his challenge to Mr Zuckerberg may not entirely be serious.

No shit.

Could 2 billionaires be more insecure?

I don’t think both of their egos would fit inside a cage.

Andrew Tate offered to train Musk, which could be important since they’ll be fighting behind bars.

Can Zuck go do this and agree to leave Mastodon alone?

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I don’t care because both products would have plan to change user base to money.

So like can we [ Redacted ] and solve a couple problems? Two birds with one stone, ya know?

fuck 'em

I hate both of these guys but it would be fun to watch zuck beat the shit out of the mollusk.

This won’t actually happen.

Right?