• Gormadt
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    211 year ago

    That’s got to be one hell of a trip through airport security.

    “Anything you’d like to declare?”

    “Just a billion dollars in military hardware and some toothpaste.”

    “TACKLE THIS MAN, HE’S GOT TOOTHPASTE!!!”

    Jokes aside I hope they put it to good use pushing Russia out of Ukraine.

    • hypelightfly
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      161 year ago

      It’s actually little to no actual money. It’s a lot of expensive military equipment.

    • @Sylver
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      131 year ago

      A small price to pay for helping a friend

    • MxM111
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      91 year ago

      In comparison, Iraq war costed to US about thousand times more.

    • theodewere
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      -31 year ago

      what’s the matter Fat American, you can’t afford enough cheeseburgers to keep that ass fat enough for your fat wife

        • theodewere
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          1 year ago

          yeah always thinking about that ass… hey is that what it means to be a Boomer? being a selfish fatass?

          • @TokenBoomer
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            31 year ago

            You must be bored, how’s life where you are?

              • @TokenBoomer
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                31 year ago

                At least you find joy in it. I’m just tired of how hot it is here.

              • @TokenBoomer
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                31 year ago

                At least you find joy in it. I’m just tired of how hot it is here.

                • theodewere
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                  11 year ago

                  there’s no joy, son, and it lasts the rest of your hot days

      • @Nutteman
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        21 year ago

        My enormous wife loves my gargantuan dumper just fine tyvm.