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Damn Cardassians.
Quite a few years ago, I spoke with a coworker over the phone and she casually dropped in that she had five guys last night.
Cue long pause from me. At this point, I’d never even heard of this place. So I went, oh nice and changed the topic.
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Gul? Is this a typo? Or some weird new term I’m too old to understand?
You have identified a Cardassian infiltrator
How many ghouls has this person seen, I’m worried
Quadruple price and grease in n out never feels worth.
FR. Five Guys is the greasiest, most expensive burger joint in my area. A fucking double double is only $4.79, while a REGULAR HAMBURGER from Five Guys is $11. No combo; just the hamburger.
They’re not really comparable. Five guys patties are nearly double the size
The fuck they are. They’re like the same size as a McDonald’s burger.I heard for years about how they were better than In-n-Out, and maybe they used to be good, or are better on the East Coast, but since they’ve come to California and I could directly compare the two, Five Guys is just awful.
Wtf? In n out uses 2oz patties. 5 guys is 3.5. Like, that’s just facts. So not sure what your point is
In-n-Out uses quarter pound patties. That’s 4 ounces.
I don’t know where you get that they use 2oz patties; they use 1/4 pound patties like most burger joints, which is listed clearly on the menu. Which is about 4 ounces.
In n out patties are absolutely not quarter pound patties. And most fast food places don’t use quarter pound patties. That’s why the quarter pounder at McDonald’s is different from a cheeseburger.
You’re gonna need some kind of ball cleavage.
What? How does this apply to ehat was just said?
Masc Hooters?
It’s still not making sense to me. Also, why did you follow me here?
I would like to confirm that I do not make sense.
this entire exchange is so funny to me for some reason 😭😭😭
Oh, and a Masculine version of Hooters would include cleavage, but of the testicular sort. Hope this cleared up the joke for you.
Didn’t really follow you, so much as we just have the same interests so naturally we’ll end up talking to each other a lot lol
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I go there only for the cajun fries. Fuck are they good.
why can you find a five guys out in a random part of the universe full of aliens and no connection to earth? because some old alien granny runs a mind reading restaurant and cal carver happened to be missing it at the time
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Reminds me of my favorite version of this meme:
“Five Guys wrecking my guts rn”
“six when I get there”
“What”
