… if you come any closer, I’ll blow off your knees.

I’ll just hide behind the trees. He wouldn’t want to shoot them.

Yes, I want all the Lorax memes please.

…

“Quality meme! That’s how karma is farmed!”

“Who said that?!” cried Lorax, and pulled out his Glock

“There’s no karma here, and u/Spez is a cock!”

“Why fight it?” said someone, "C’mon get onboard.

For a quality shit post we could give an award 🏅"

The Lorax grew tense, and was loath to admit it

But at that moment Lemmy looked a lot more like Reddit

“Anonomouys poster, please kindly fuck off.”

Said the Lorax, hefting a Kalashnikov.

"We’re here for the trees, and though you may scoff,

This is our new home, not some karma trough.

Our memes here have meaning and our morals are strong.

We seek a new way, the old ways were wrong!"

Anon was moved, and his fedora he doff’d,

And joint the Lemmy Lorax for beef stroganoff.