I have a soft spot for dense, relatable semi-nonsense lyrics à la “I Am The Walrus” by the Beatles. My corresponding playlist is still rather short, so feel welcome to recommend any that you know. This one scratches the itch. It’s based on tweets from back then when Twitter wasn’t a shitshow.

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Favourite part:

On the floor like a wild potato

Monkey monkey monkey - that’s so cute

In the grim future of Hello Kitty

There is only war

A few key paradigm shifts could save the heart of the world

Having a relationship, is it worth giving up on sex with so many people?

Blue is not a flavor

Where’s my Yeti?